Pappu: Dad, can I have another glass of water? Santa: But I've given you 10 already! Pappu: I know, but my bedroom's still on fire.
Santa: Look at neighbour's daughter, she got top position in her board exams. Pappu: I failed because I kept looking at her!
Santa: How did you fare in the final exam? Pappu: Totally under water. Santa: What do you mean? Pappu: All below 'C' level!
Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class? Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!
Santa to Pappu (who was eating a guava): Look out for the worms. Pappu: When I eat guava, the worms have to look out for themselves!
Pappu: Papa Aako Mummy Main Kya Accha Laga Jo Aapne Unse Shaadi Kar Li? Santa: Uski Gaal Pe Vo Kaala Til.. Pappu: Kya Baat Hai Papa Itni Choti Si Cheez Ke Liye Itni Badi Museebat Mol Le Li...!